maddenroundtheland

February 2006

• I'll Give You a Window to My Soul
  
• Thoughts on a Saturday
  
• Privacy in the Loo Desperately Needed
  
• Waiting
  

• Another Day
  
• False Alarm
  
• Frida Watch
  

January 2006

• Let's Get Something Straight
  
• Preparations
  
• Yes, mrtl is pregnant (mister mrtl)
  
• Already Counting the Minutes Till He Gets Home
  
• Happy Blirthday to Me!
  
• Makings of a Very Good Week
  
• Whatev, you fucking moron.
  
• What a Difference a Day Makes
  
• A Most Unpleasant Sensation
  
• Testing (and Freezing) (mister mrtl)
  
• On My Nerves
  
• Cumming with Martha
  
• He Hides His Crown Well
  
• The Curse of the Jellybean Brittle
  
• Words for a Wise Ass
  
• Disturbed and Giddy
  
• I, I, I, I Shot the SHERiff!
  
• BoB Update and Other Breaking News
  

• Grumpalumpa
  
• Big Mouths and Other Stupid People
  
• SPF: What's Luck Got to Do With It?
  
• And He Calls Himself "Normal" Bob
  
• Guess Where I Went Today
  
• Cracking Up
  
• BoB Voting
  
• The List for Tonight
  
• She's Artilicious!
  
• Mixed Bag
  
• The Fun Continues!
  
• Happy Bean Day, Susie!
  
• pssssst!
  
• Children, Drugs and Alcohol
  
• Treadful Thinking
  
• Does This Make Me a Kept Woman?
  
• And the Nominations Go To...
  
• Personal Theme Song, Take II
  

December 2005

• Happy New Year!
  
• Taking Back the White
  
• Resolved
  
• Introducing Susie Moose
  
• Appetizer Exchange!
  
• TMI ~ Meme Style
  
• Flakier than Pastry Crust
  
• The Daily End of Life
  
• Feeling Elfish
  
• I'm Still Here
  
• Starting a Revolution
  
• Fruits of My Labor
  
• My Thumb Hurts, but That's Neither Here Nor There
  

• Beauty
  
• Accountability
  
• I Need Your Help!
  
• Discoveries
  
• RIP Winter Wonderland
  
• Incentive
  
• More About Me
  
• It's Fucking Windy, Y'all
  
• Holidays
  
• Happy Birthday Wishes
  
• It's Like a Weight Being Lifted Off Me
  

November 2005

• Keep 'Em Running!
  
• A Post to Get to Martha
  
• Blech
  
• Holidays
  
• The Outing
  
• How to Lasso a Fly
  
• A Post About Not Posting
  
• Hump Day Report
  
• The Bradley Report
  
• Pain
  
• Procrastinating
  
• Big Wieners
  
• Happy Dance! Happy Dance!
  
• My Answering Service
  
• This page intentionally left blank.
  
• Something I Hate
  
• Slacky McSlacker
  
• Garcia's Revisited
  

• First Kiss
  
• Photo Op Victim
  
• The Baby Furniture Fiasco
  
• The Wonderful Reunion
  
• My To Do List
  
• I Can Not Deny Her
  
• In Search Of...
  
• But Am I Really Thinking of Food?
  
• Monday Report
  
• Won
  
• A Little Late
  
• Something to Peel Off
  
• Remember, Remember the 5th of November
  
• Just in Time for the Holidays!
  
• Good Things
  
• Snore
  
• Bossy, Bossy Bug
  
• When Good Cupcakes Go Wrong
  

October 2005

• The Boom Boom In My Heart
  
• She Couldn't Be Mine
  
• Some Things About Me (1-3)
  
• Big Plans
  
• Do I Look Like a Moron? Really?
  
• I Really Need a Shower, But...
  
• GBU
  
• Chocolate Cigars All Around!
  
• Mooooo!
  
• Worst Date
  
• Is It a Good Thing?
  
• To the RSS Peeps
  
• Baby Names
  
• Bloody Wednesday
  
• LYLAS
  
• Pets
  
• The Martha Blog
  
• What's your porn name?
  

• We Built This City
  
• It's Show and Tell Day on Martha!
  
• Where's a Table I Can Hide Under [!!!SPOILER ALERT!!! NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH!!!]
  
• Cake Recipe
  
• And Now for Something Completely Different
  
• Where Did Monday Go?
  
• A Morning of Discoveries
  
• Shit that Annoys Me
  
• No More Waiting
  
• Free Gas
  
• The Suck of Waiting
  
• Doozy of all WTFs
  
• Personal Theme Song
  
• Strugglin'
  
• A Delusion of Grandeur
  

September 2005

• Cheating on a Post
  
• (*&@)(*&%#%*!
  
• A Little Bit of Moosey Happiness
  
• Hännification
  
• Archive Fun
  
• Money
  
• Tapping at the Chamber Door
  
• But Enough About the Baby
  
• Announcing...
  
• Motif Monday - Maybe Tuesday
  
• The Big Wiener
  
• Excuse Me for a Moment
  
• A Reward for Late Pie Day
  
• Name That Mascot! The Poll
  
• Name That Mascot!
  
• Good Vibes...
  
• I Love Coincidences
  
• Clarity
  
• Road Rage
  
• Dots of Confusion
  
• Got Brownies?
  
• Wish You Would Step Back From that Ledge, My Friend
  

• The Pie Makes It All Good
  
• A Panty Liner
  
• Wet and Riled Out
  
• Weird. Not Stupid.
  
• Doubt
  
• Membership Has Its Advantages II
  
• And I Have to Deliver a Baby with These People?
  
• Address for Donations to Baton Rouge
  
• Sick-a-dee-doo-dah!
  
• I Encourage Men to Avert Their Eyes
  
• A Word From Tootie (Gerbilchunks) Applenose
  
• Range of Emotion
  
• Where's Plum When You Need Her?
  
• Disconnect Between Mind and Body
  
• Travel
  
• Deep, Cleansing Breaths
  
• Wowza
  
• Meeting of the Moms
  
• Why I Deserve Another Brownie
  

August 2005

• Updates
  
• Taking Karma on a Road Trip
  
• Trying Not to See It as a Big F-You
  
• Breaking News
  
• Songs for the Animals
  
• Guest Post: Snappy
  
• 7 Down, 10 to Go
  
• Five Hours
  
• Another Example of My Need for Adult Interaction
  
• Enrichment Activity
  
• Break Dancin'
  
• Snippets
  
• Snappy to It!
  
• How to Spot a Talker
  
• When First We Meet
  
• Just Because
  
• Because I Blove You
  
• Rollercoaster of Emotion
  
• Drowning in Drool
  
• She Hates Birthdays, Too, Apparently
  
• Back in Time
  
• GOTTA GET IT!
  
• The Ticket Patrol
  

• Fear
  
• Winners, Losers, Blasphemy, Stalkers, and Travel... All in One Week!
  
• I Love Shaun
  
• Cried Out
  
• How Well Do You Think You Know Me?
  
• Boobin' It Up
  
• I can't even come up with a clever title for this post.
  
• The Long Visit
  
• Tuesday's Too Far Away for WTF
  
• X
  
• Poetry Challenge
  
• The Maniac
  
• Secret Messages?
  
• The Sunday Quote
  
• Lost and All Over the Place
  
• I'm Worrible!
  
• A New Spam Low
  
• I'm a Loser, Baby.
  
• Fashion Sense
  
• Happiness Is...
  
• Is She Too Sexy for Her Peas?
  
• I Won't Go Down With This Ship
  

July 2005

• Uninvent This
  
• About "Date My Mom"
  
• To Be Blissfully Unaware
  
• Pie Day Friday in the Can
  
• My Own Personal Jesuses
  
• My Day Wouldn't Fit in a Nutshell
  
• ARGGHGHGHGHHGGHH!!!
  
• Let's See Your War Face, Deputy Fife!
  
• Two WTFs for the Price of One
  
• Goals
  
• Do You Got the Beat?
  
• Perspective
  
• #1 Google Search for "Maddenvision"!
  
• Wail!
  
• I'm On TV!
  
• SPD: She Bangs!
  
• Homey Don't Play That
  
• Creative Substitutions
  
• Balance
  
• WTF Miscellanea
  
• When Things Go Wrong
  
• Secrets
  
• A New Sensation
  
• I haven't checked yet, but I wouldn't be surprised if my boogers are brown, too.
  

• Fashion Faux Pas
  
• Withdrawal Still
  
• Hey Pissy! This One's for You!
  
• Costumes, Take II
  
• Father Forgive Me for I Am About to Be Snarky
  
• Costumes
  
• German mrtl
  
• I'll Admit to Being a Little Curious
  
• Providing Diversion
  
• Craving...
  
• Our Lois
  
• July 8, 1988. 1:45am
  
• 37
  
• RIP Bish
  
• What I Found in My Drawers
  
• Waking Up to WTF
  
• mmmmmmmm... drool...
  
• Getting Pissy
  
• Fridwatching
  
• Weekend Goals
  
• Typepad, Now You're Just Pissing Me Off
  
• Stuff (Portrait) Day
  
• The Rodentia Saga Continues
  

June 2005

• How a Husband Redeems Himself Without Even Knowing It
  
• Fuck You Typepad!
  
• Happy Birthday Summer
  
• The Girlscout in Me
  
• What I Miss
  
• ~ Intermission ~
  
• Jennifer Gray Moments
  
• Moving Casualties
  
• Smell
  
• Things I've Seen 'Round Town
  
• When it comes I want to wail: MAIL!!!!!
  
• Why I'm Going Shopping Tomorrow
  
• Even a Doubter as a Child
  
• Go Say Hi to Raz!
  
• Kiss My Ass, Momma
  
• Birthday Wishes...
  
• Karma Likes Me, She Really Likes Me!
  
• Helpful Strangers
  
• Grabisch
  
• To mister mrtl on Father's Day
  
• Smoke Break
  
• July 8, 1988. 1:26am
  
• mrtlart
  
• July 8, 1988. 1:16am
  

• July 8, 1988. 1:04am
  
• Insert Jeopardy Theme Music Here
  
• More to Come
  
• My Feet
  
• Getting Seussy for Susie
  
• First Official Meeting of the Mario Fan Club
  
• You're Kidding Me?
  
• Too Much to Blog About
  
• Quitcho Bitchin'
  
• Membership Has Its Advantages
  
• Why I Really Should Start Reading the Paper Again
  
• A Girl with Gourmet Taste
  
• Withdrawal
  
• Public Displays of Unbecoming Behavior
  
• Struck
  
• No More Solicitators!
  
• It's Totally Worth Screwing Up My Margins
  
• My Stuff, Y'all
  
• Reprising a Meme
  
• Some Participation, Dammit!
  
• Off With Her Head!
  
• Gah! Give Me a Lubed Poopy Over This Any Day!
  
• A "How to Annoy Me" Post
  

May 2005

• Behold the Suds
  
• And to All a Good Night
  
• There Should Be More Dilemmas Like This
  
• It's Monday!
  
• Alaska Redeems Herself
  
• Say It Isn't So
  
• I Really Should Be Working
  
• Upside Down
  
• So Tired
  
• One Lofty Goal Traded for Another
  
• A Penny for Your Thoughts
  
• Motif Monday
  
• Checking In
  
• He Said to Watch Out for Cords
  
• Everyone has a price, even Karma.
  
• Lead Foot Forgotten
  
• Magical, Implosion, Joy
  
• Susie ~ Not a Serial Killer
  
• This Little Piggy
  
• The Possible Culprit
  
• My Cups Runneth Over and Down to Make Fat Back
  
• More Googly Kloggin' -- or Kloggy Googlin' if You Will
  
• We now interrupt your regularly scheduled programming...
  

• If I Could Be...
  
• My New Best Friend
  
• The Roommate
  
• No Dukes of Hazzard in the Classroom
  
• Update, Bitching, Plan, Weirdness
  
• Gimme Five
  
• Farewell
  
• The KLOG Google Campaign
  
• A Math Word Problem
  
• EEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!
  
• Looking for Something to Complain About
  
• Guest Post: Iggy
  
• Annoyed
  
• These Are the Turds of My Mind
  
• The Numbing of the Mind
  
• When Things Go Wrong
  
• Fuckers aren't here yet.
  
• Turdalicious
  
• Such Is the Life of the Military Wife
  
• Rub it in, why doncha?
  
• My Good Fortune
  
• She's Finding the Light
  
• A One Liner
  
• Stalling
  
• Weekend Bitching

April 2005

• Angie
  
• No Mercy
  
• "WOW! Do you see that?!?"
  
• As if...
  
• Smack That Bitch Up!
  
• Am Not!
  
• Cheating on SPD
  
• When Great Minds Think Alike
  
• More Exciting News!
  
• It's So Windy
  
• It Gets Lovelier.
  
• The International mrtl
  
• If Worlds Collide
  
• Lovely.
  
• Stolen Moment
  
• Forwarded Email
  
• A Tangent on Its Way to a Focus
  
• We Interrupt This Program
  
• Neilson in Da House!
  
• Research
  
• Singin'
  
• Bingo Psychosis
  
• Charming, Eh?
  
• Fly on the Wall
  
• Vicariously Stated
  
• Dancin' in the Naughty Zone
  
• Sweet Nothings
  
• Bad, Baaaaad, mrtl
  
• Creepy Things
  
• Things My Parents Did While Staying Here
  
• Mrtl the Explorer
  
• Breathe and Uncross
  
• A Night to Remember
  

• The Eye Orgasm
  
• ::Fingers Crossed::
  
• A Very Good Thing
  
• My Beast of Burden
  
• Potty Talk
  
• A Long Day
  
• Sigh
  
• Looney & Obstinate
  
• The Answer is NO
  
• Pie and God and Everything in Between
  
• Wondering
  
• Sneaking in a Post
  
• thethe meme
  
• The Countdown Begins
  
• An Examination of Religion, Part III
  
• Freakin' Just a Little Here
  
• Ruminating
  
• Bono = Not Cute
  
• Oh No!
  
• An Examination of Religion, Part II
  
• Explanation? Anyone?
  
• Making a Facetious Hat
  
• An Examination of Religion, Part I
  
• Excuse Me, but You're Keeping Bug Awake
  
• Gems in the Comics
  
• Am I horrible...
  
• Happy Monday!
  
• Mrtl's Domain
  
• All F'd Out?
  
• A Happy Fucking Half-Birthday to Me!
  
• Random Images
  
• Kinja Say Bye Bye?!

March 2005

• More Google Goodness
  
• Maybe that should be Little Ape
  
• Cat in Hair
  
• Ode to Hummus
  
• Just Call Me Little Pig
  
• For Future Reference
  
• Confidential to She Who Currently is Pissing Me Off with Her Petty Bullshit
  
• The Googled Mrtl
  
• Fun with Name Generators
  
• Disturbed
  
• The Racket of San Angelo: Concluded
  
• For the Monkey
  
• The Buck for Bug is Worth Sharing This
  
• FOUO Sexy Thang
  
• Blogetiquette
  
• Celebrities and mrtl
  
• Tagged Revisited
  
• Today With Bug
  
• Tagged
  
• Self-Portrait Day: At Work
  
• Call Child Services and Take Me AWAY!
  
• A Fond Farewell
  
• WTF??
  
• Smarties! Smarties! Smarties!
  
• Collecting Bottlecaps - Every One I See
  
• If You've Got a Heart, You'll Sign the Petition, Dammit!
  
• The Naughty Zone
  
• Friendship for Dummies
  
• Lighting without Bluebonnets
  
• On My Mind
  
• The Man Thong
  
• A Drinking Game for My (Wannabe) Irish Buddies
  
• I'm Really Not a Stalker
  
• On Sleep
  
• Bug's Messy Hair
  
• Small World Indeed
  
• Freezing Incompatibility
  

• I Fear for Otto's Safety
  
• The Time Has Come to Say Goodbye
  
• AHHHHHH! My Eye .... Bitch!
  
• Friends Don't Buy Friends Underwear!
  
• Bug Absorption
  
• Why, Mario? Why??
  
• Sing Along
  
• Sunday Night at mrtl's
  
• My Lucky Day
  
• When I Try to Remember, I Forget
  
• Snippy Snap Defined
  
• Three Things that Suck
  
• Getting My Bushes Trimmed
  
• My Day ~ A Synopsis
  
• Child's Pose Now = Danger on the Changing Table
  
• Yard Envy
  
• Shuttering Shudders!
  
• Bitching and Whining - Feel Free to Skip this One
  
• The Pajama Family
  
• On Pink Faggies
  
• Last Word on Weevils and Other Updates
  
• A Lurking Lurker Lurks
  
• The Racket of San Angelo
  
• Friendships
  
• All I want is the fucking camera! Is that too much to ask?
  
• Otto Bummer
  
• The Busy Mom's Guide to Cheap Pampering
  
• One Reason Why Bug is the Best Kid Ever
  
• On Knitting Blogs
  
• If Cleanliness is Close to Godliness, then I'm More of a Heathen than I Thought
  
• Lavaloaf
  
• Fingers Crossed
  
• My Day ~ A Synopsis
  
• The Cats
  
• About Grapes
  
• Too Much Time on Her Hands

February 2005

• "Isa Turn the Wheel" from Dora's Pirate Adventure
  
• Idol Weakness
  
• Fried Corruption
  
• Girls Wrestling
  
• An Embarrassing Moment
  
• Bo Duke's Bare Ass
  
• Dorky Dotty Effect
  
• On Mike's Hard Lime III
  
• On Mike's Hard Lime II
  
• On Mike's Hard Lime
  
• Bruised but Not Broken
  
• The Mall is Our Playground
  
• Dysfunctional Taste Buds
  
• Where's the Windex?
  
• Otto and Senor Jorge
  
• Random Thoughts
  
• Bad Habits
  
• All Around the Kitchen - Dan Zanes
  
• Tentacles, Locals and Invaders, OH MY
  
• MIA
  
• Hello, my name is mrtl, and I'm a stupid f'ing moron
  
• Chuck's Empty Nutsack
  
• I'm bummed... for so many reasons.
  
• On Cleaning
  

• Where's the Love?
  
• Another Example of Why We Need TiVo
  
• Dyslexic Relaxation
  
• Bathtime Fun
  
• Picture Day
  
• Little Bear
  
• Going to Alaska
  
• "If All the Raindrops" From Barney and Friends
  
• "Judges for the auditions will come from as far away as Pennsylvania"
  
• There's GAY, and then there's GAGY
  
• About Door-to-Door Salespeople
  
• Week 3 Update
  
• Toddlers in Strange Places
  
• A Wardrobe Malfunction to Celebrate Yearly
  
• Beginner's Guide to San Angelo Livin'
  
• You Know You're from San Angelo When...
  
• Getting Healthy, But Still a Heathen
  
• What Happens at Sex Party Stays at Sex Party, Part II
  
• Football Will Never Be the Same without Janet
  
• What Happens at Sex Party Stays at Sex Party

January 2005

• The Sex Party
  
• I'll give you support, baby!
  
• The Heightened Sense of Smell
  

• 5-Fingered Bowling Ball
  
• Orange you glad I shared this?
  
• Silver Lining