If I ever get old and need a third leg, I want a bull penis walking stick. Hell, I want one NOW, and shall name him "THIS" in honor of Pokey. Consider my Christmas list complete!
The site offers custom engraving. With the space this baby offers, I'd want to make maximum use of that. Maybe pay homage to the original owner with a verse, which would have to be a limerick. I'ma get my brain chewing on that.
Here are the specs. All this for $89 with FREE SHIPPING!
- Made in the USA
- Made from the reproductive organ of a bull
- Unique collector's cane
- Sealed with a protective lacquer
- Comes with a foam handle
- Comes installed with a complimentary specialty bull organ rubber tip
I wonder how they "installed" the complimentary specialty bull organ rubber tip. Wait... that's on the floor end. I'd have to put a condom over that, one that glows in the dark so people can see me coming. You'd think people would appreciate knowing when a bull penis is coming at them, wouldn't they?
I'm grateful that they have the foresight to use a protective lacquer. Without it, dogs would be trying to gnaw on the bull penis and I'd be forced to whack them off.
Oh, delightfully naughty bull penis walking stick. I want you SOOOOOO bad!
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UPDATE:
This is a for-real bull penis. Here's the product description:
Genuine bull penis cane. This cane has been used for hundreds of years It represents good stamina and strength. This is a 1 collectors cane that is a must for any cane collector. A taxidermy process is used to sterilize and properly cure the tissue. The organ is stretched over a metal rod to make it sturdy. Brass Tip with rubber tip included.
Take THAT, doubters.
Also, as all can see in my comments, mister mrtl has put it in writing that he will buy me a bull penis walking stick (aka "Genuine Bull Penis Brass Knob Handle Walking Stick With Black Foam Grip"). Our marriage is saved!
Also, as all can see in my comments, the unimagineable has occurred. Bucky Four-Eyes speechless? It's an honor that humbles me.
Also, it's been some time since Jem has used a pronoun to replace a fairly common word that she can't quite put her mouth on. For example, "Mommy, I want a that." Today I had to change my underwear after hearing her complain, "Mommy! Bug just kicked my this!"
ANOTHER UPDATE:
If this bull penis walking stick has been used for a hundred years, as indicated in the description, what's up with the "6 month limited warranty*"? What do they think I'll be doing with THIS? And do they expect me to give it back when I'm finished so that someone else can enjoy it? I can't even find an explanation for the asterisk. I'll be sending a query to the seller and will let you know what they say.
