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Worries

A snapshot from Yahoo! news...

Do I really need to read the article on Why Women Worry So Much? Take a look at the other headlines.

Go Figure

I found my Jem boob ring today after using Bug's. Today is my first full day not nursing.

Bust with Bacardi

What's worse than a husband getting to go to Hawaii without me? Flying from Maryland back to Alaska on my own with two bugs. Remember one?

Let it be declared that this house shall be outfitted with the makings for yummy, rummy fruity drinks -- little paper umbrellas included -- prior to our departure. Where's that blender?

Because Young Ladies Always Learn the Most Important Moral Lessons While In Traffic

Seen on a bumper sticker:

It's Cool to Stay a Virgin Until Marriage

I knew plenty of middle schoolers who didn't want to be caught dead driving with their parents in the family truckster donning the "Honor Roll Student" bumper sticker. Can you imagine the mortification at this one? And really, don't you think this message would be more adequately displayed in places where losing one's virginity is common?

Come now, tell us where you lost your virginity. Or, if you're shy, just give a suggestion as to where this bumper sticker should be stuck.

You ask me, the message could be preprinted on condoms.

A Window for the Soul

Maybe it's me, but the "In Memory of Jared" loses its reverence on the back of the trash truck.

The 3-Year-Old Perspective

It's much nicer to think of traffic jams as a parade.

We're Not In Maryland Anymore

Heard on the radio this morning:

Expect some light snow today, with an accumulation of two to three inches.