... would have made bugs bite us in the winter, not when it's balls hot and wearing pants is out of the question, so we have to shave our legs to wear shorts. This is a strong case for the need for evolution.
I am bleeding now thanks to Your poorly-executed plan, God. Now to find some sarcastic "Thank God" bandaids for future injuries. (I don't doubt You for a moment, Sir. Smiting is imminent, I know.)
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