Update: Thrilling news! I SUCK AT GAUGE! Not that that's news. Anyway, when I stuffed those A-puppies, they're closer to a C/D than an A. The bigger ones may be too big. I'll still make a set, in case she wants to get her Dolly Parton on. Woot!
While knitting some tits for my friend who currently has none and is waiting ever-so-patiently to get some (not that kind of "some"), I realized why my first attempt rendered one that is horrendously disproportionate to the other. No problem here... got new pieces knit up and ready for stuffing.
But then... I discover my error. The pair I've almost finished are A-cups, not D. Of course she's going to want the three inches. DON'T ALL WOMEN WANT THREE MORE INCHES?!
I think I'll send the A's ahead while I get the D's knockered out.
What's the lesson learned here? Keep your titties ready.