It's been a reeeeally bad day and I think I saw your baby earlier so I've already put a call into Terminix but I didn't want to have you in the house until next week, too, but I'm sorry anyway because I took my aggression of unfound Phillips screwdrivers and baby bugs and crashed computers and bed wetting on you; you didn't deserve to be stunned with Febreze and then grabbed in the toilet paper I had just used into the toilet I had just used. I will have an extra shot of syrup in my latte tomorrow in your honor.
In memory of Mr. Palmetto Bug, I will save explaining the above insanity for another post.
I think I heard on the palmetto bug grape vine that if you buy me a giant blended Starbucks drink all will be forgiven. M'kay?
Posted by: von Krankipantzen | 2009.03.17 at 10:57 PM