mrtl: My Brain's Not Working Rightly

My Brain's Not Working Rightly

First it was preparing the house for incoming guests for Pie Day festivities, and now it's an sinus infection, possibly an ear infection, too.

I'm quite miserable. And very unentertaining.

The pie was yummy, yes.

Did you know that January 24th is considered to be the most depressing day of the year? Research and shit was done to figure that out. But I doubted. I was all, "Who could be depressed the day after Pie Day?" I mean, even if you don't have leftover pie, don't you still have fresh memories? And if you didn't have pie on Pie Day, I would think you'd be more depressed ON Pie Day, not the day after. And if you realized the day after that the day before was Pie Day, why would that be depressing? I'd be all, "So I missed Pie Day yesterday? Totally celebrating today instead!" because when is it not a good time for pie? And if you're reading this and are getting all sad because you deliberately chose not to eat any pie on Pie Day because you got all mathematic and shit and figured out that the caloric intake wasn't worth ruining your diet regime, well, then, that's on you, love. Maybe someday those exercise endorphins (aka INSANITY) will wear off and you'll realize that it's PIE that makes the world go 'round.

And now I'm getting more sad because I would hope to be the person who could withstand the Pie Day temptation and stick to a diet regime.

My head's about to explode and I ate an inordinate amount of excessive calories yesterday (moreso to "eat some for" the one who was withstanding)...

Now I understand the meaning of today. Damn.

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Edited to note that I see my grammatical error in the first sentence of this post ("an sinus infection"). I'm leaving it because it clearly illustrates just how affected my brain is today.

Posted at 11:53 PM in Thinking of Food, Whines | Permalink