Furry Critters

Mister mrtl may be pleased to know that he missed the caterwauling of a lusty pussy this morning. Moments laters I was mortified to find the fervid feline a few feet from our back door, blissfully rolling around in a wet patch of grass, with a Tom tabby sauntering away. Our back yard is now a kitty brothel. Thank you asshole neighbors for letting them roam!

After this Cat-Ass-Trophy...

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...I was so perfectly, poochaliciously vulnerable you'd think that some higher power was fucking with me. As I sat in a waiting room, a man sat down across from me, putting down in front of him a laundry basket loaded with the cutest, fuzziest 3-week-old rotty-pit pups I've ever been offered to cuddle and bottle feed.

I think I just officially became a dog person.

Comments

[von Krankipantzen]

Think of the poop! Thiiiiiiiink of the pooooop!

[Sharkey]

Did you know that cat penises have barbs on them?! No wonder the pussy was howling!!