First, I didn't realize that I broke my run yesterday. It was great while it lasted.
Second, it sucks watching this show alone. I need a viewing partner.
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Drinking a cosmo and watching the premiere of "American Idol." Here are some random comments from throughout the show.
Opening montage: ahhh... ugh... ack!... whoa!... aw... yay!... squeee!... skirry!... omgah!... she bangs!...sob... what happened to taylor?... ooh, vertigo
I have the munchies. ::pause::
That hair is SO big! And WTF is with those moves? Why exchange them for tap dancing in the room?
Pink hair girl: awesome!
Randy Madden: no relation to the crybaby, though I do dig the 4-leaf clover necklace
LOVE LOVE LOVE that Paula will physically assault Simon while the new chick speaks her mind
"Waking up inside you" ? How does that happen?
Gurr is a onomotapoetic singer. I had to sing that word to spell it. ::note - This comment may only make sense to the English majors in the house:: Otherwise he's constipated.
Holy shite. I always thought, "It's all coming back to me now" was sung by Meatloaf. Celine? Really?!
Aundre/Xray - Had to watch this a second time. Catchy, and brought joy to my heart.
Day 2: I see big hair dude in there. They done messed up.
That's low. Funnier later singing Bon Jovi.
Stevie - wow
Bikini girl - um... why? I'm a little jealous of the butt. OMG - A sing off? Fucking AHWESOME!
Sexual chocolate. Is that like the chocolate dice I received in the Naughty Gift Exchange? Do you eat it or f*$# it? Does it melt in your hands? I don't think so, man.
I'm a little bummed. Not too many seriously hideous singing.
Bearded pirate dude at the end was awesome. More!
Mind the Gap - I want that shirt.
Didn't you love how UNCOMFORTABLE Ryan looked when bikini girl kissed him? So gay. You could see it on his face. Not at all like Simon's face when confronted with the bikini girl.
Posted by: Ern | 2009.01.14 at 03:32 AM
"idol" ain't my thang. (i'm such a non-conformist.) methinks mr. mrtl is wishing he was sitting right next to you watching that (craptastic!) show with you, paula and all-ah. ugh. i'll stick with the truly accidental five minutes that i actually did watch when he (originally!) did "she bangs," iamsocool,backoff. truly, that's the only time i watched, and i'm proud to say i saw the original. everything else stinks (sorry!).
Posted by: RzDrms | 2009.01.14 at 10:29 PM
("mind the gap!" ::snicker:: i shall be mature; i swear.)
Posted by: RzDrms | 2009.01.14 at 11:02 PM