They should have called them "Nippits"

Or maybe Nip Eclipt... or Nip Tucks...

Bali has created the "first and only bras with revolutionary concealing petals for complete modesty." What, you ask? Inner pasties! I know, awesome, right?!

In the spirit of other advancements in humiliation-avoidance, here is a laundry list of other inventions I'd like to see:

• Boogoff (nostril self-cleanser)
• Fart 'Flauge (motion-detecting wind deodorizer)
• Hair There! (neck/nose/boob hair detector)
• LuminAss (self-waxing ass kit)
• Bonobscure (erection disguise)
• Queif Quasher

Seriously, what's the fun in coming up with a genius new invention if you can't have fun naming it?

Comments

[Bente]

Genius!

[Ern]

Didn't Victoria's Secret Ipex bra already do that?

I'd like to see StrapDown - detects and lowers pesky whale tail.

[Don]

Funny, funny, funny!