Why is it that it seems like everywhere I turn today, there is a vagina? Is it Vaginal Issues Day? I hope not, because, while vaginas are very important, today is a day to honor our veterans, and vaginas should know better than to piggyback on something so important as those who have fought for our country.
Yes, vaginas, I realize that you've been through battles, too. That's no cause to steal the thunder from veterans. Veterans deserve more respect than that. Give them today.
If you're going to piggyback on something, why not November 15? November 15 is National Clean Our Your Refrigerator Day. It totally relates, you know, being receptacles, and I'm sure the refrigerators won't be offended.
I think veterans, for the most part, would appreciate being piggybacked by vaginas.
Posted by: Susie | 2008.11.11 at 11:11 PM
You and Susie just made my night!
Posted by: von Krankipantzen | 2008.11.12 at 05:03 AM
For some reason, when Z was in time out last night (Veterans Day) she started singing about her vagina. Now I know it's not just my child being insane, it's a conspiracy to over ride Veterans Day. Thanks for the insight!
Posted by: HeathRa | 2008.11.12 at 02:23 PM
I wish I had a V-day. I was supposed to have my own hair ripping V-day last week but "George" came to visit. WAH. Starting to feel like a Sasquatch.
Posted by: Amber | 2008.11.13 at 02:40 AM