Einstein Head

Jem's trip to the emergency room at the end of October was not her first. Amazingly enough, I blogged about the earlier incident on her site.

The most curious thing was realized during the more recent visit. The scar from November's fall is no longer on her eyebrow but now is in the middle of her forehead. How can that be? While it's great to think that these two scars may eventually recede past her hairline, it brings to mind several questions: How did just the scar move and not anything else? If she had a piercing, would it have traveled to be stationed like a bindi between her eyes? And do such skin shifts ever stop?

I discovered the unfortunate answer to this last question the other day when I found a pube in the middle of my forehead. It was about a quarter-inch long, gray and gnarly. Definitely not an eyebrow hair.

I have nothing else to say.

Comments

[Susie]

This is fascinating. Pussy face!

[Amber]

You should take every stray pub and put it in a little jar. Maybe there's some sort of Guinness book record for old lady mole hairs. I bet I'd win.

[von Krankipantzen]

Hmmmm...maybe...well...um...I have no idea. Just weird.

[Bente]

I guess that's why they suggest not letting your toddler get a piercing.

As for the forehead pube? I guess if you found the secret and moved it up a few inches you could market it to balding men. I'm not saying they'd have a head of hair to be envious of, but it'd be better than a comb over...I think.

[Ern]

Bwahahahahaha! Weird.

And Susie too, HAHAHAHAHA!