Why Cointreau Sucks

How, daresay, could it be? Such a wonderfully versatile liquor suck? Indeed, it is so, when a $42 bottle of alcohol -- despite having its cap on tightly -- leaks so easily when tipped, seeping through a blanket, onto mister mrtl's uniform and envelope of work files, CD cases, and two boxes filled with miscellaneous crap that we couldn't live without for the next month.

Worse? Wasted Cointreau. So many margaritas and cosmos down the proverbial drain, and the lingering smell of orange as a lasting reminder of what is gone.

Please join me now in a moment of silence, then go out on this Cinco de Mayo and have a drink in his honour.*

*Canadian spelling used intentionally. When in Vancouver...

Comments

[Amber]

NNNOOOOOOOO!!!! *sob* *wail* *falls to knees* The humanity! I think it's a Canadian conspiracy. I mean, have you seen their road signs? Or their general 'we're cooler' attitude? Oh...they are cooler. Well nevermind. Maybe it was a necessary sacrifice.

[Hänni]

So i know this is sacrilege being that I live in TexASS but i was *considering* eating what i have at home this evening and *not* enjoying tex mex. but you know what mrtl? just for you, and in honor of your loss, i'm gonna go out and chase a big ass plate of nachos with a texas-sized mango margarita. Of course I'll be going to the gym first.