Tits

Censorship. It's struck me lately, realizing I've been free sharing my blog with others. I suppose since I post so rarely these days I've distanced myself from it. Whatev. This was all good. I just had to bite my tongue on the great blogging material.

A local friend recently had a double mastectomy as a preventive measure. Not being the novice knitter I was when Kranki went through hers, I was prepared and confident to knit this friend some replacement parts.

::tangential rant::
AM is smirking at this. I know it. She picked up knitting needles and practically instantly was making fair isle hats. She made some tits, too, and had them stuffed, blocked, dried, and packed to be delivered several weeks before I even figured out how to start them. They looked so much better, too. Don't mind me; I'm just jealous of her fabu tits. Look at them! Look at these beautiful tits!

Compare those beauties to mine. Lumpy, mishapen and deathly pale.

::end tangential rant::

While still in the planning stage, I considered using an extremely soft, albeit acrylic yarn for the tits. I ended up opting for cotton, which is much gentler on tender skin, but the thought of so soft tits was amusing all the same. I knew her husband would be all over those bad boys:

"Honey? Have you seen my tits?"
"What tits? I haven't seen any tits. Why do you think I'd know where your tits are?"
"What's that?"
"What's what?"
"In the crack of the chair. Next to you. You shoved my tits in the crack, didn't you?"
"Ummm.... uhhh... Of course not. Hey! What are your tits doing in my crack?"
"Were you fondling my tits? I can't believe you were fondling my tits when they weren't even in my bra! You bastard!"
"But honey, they're SO SOFT!"

It's a good thing we gave her two sets so there's that option.

Comments

[William]

I am sure some kittens would have a blast with those.

[Sharkey]

A tit in the hand is worth . . . (I'm afraid to write the rest!).

These are awesome! I bet she loved them.

[von Krankipantzen]

I love your tits. And I'm sure she will too. You are so sweet to do this for her.

[RzDrms]

::nice tits!::

[von Krankipantzen]

Happy New Year!

[cat]

Aaaaw! Two tits for tat! Or, would it be "tat for two tits"...? Regardless, what a good friend, with the making of the nice tits and whatnot.

Happy new year, mrtl. Hugs.

[Jenny]

Well personally I love your tits. They are entirely to my taste.

*ahem*

[Susie]

I say these tits are like other tits. They are all different, and all lovely in their own way. Different strokes, and all like that.

[CM]

not deathly pale, just tittie pink.