In celebration of my much-anticipated return to blogging (emphasis on MY), there shall be a contest. The Big Weiner shall inherit his or her own Flying Spaghetti Monster, lovingly knitted by me.
Drugs have addled my brain (which is why they're being Imus'd). Any ideas? If you submit the winning idea, I'll make you an FSM as well.
Contest details shall be posted this weekend.
Ooooooh. I've never knitted an FSM. I'm impressed!
Sadly, I'm not one of those creative contest creator people though.
Posted by: Daphne | 2007.04.12 at 06:12 PM
MY, your FSM has an unusually large scrotum.
Posted by: eclectic | 2007.04.12 at 06:20 PM
NO ideas, but I do love the FSM. And I'm seriously impressed with your knitting skillz.
Posted by: kalki | 2007.04.12 at 07:06 PM
Gosh, I didn't mean for my "no" to be so emphatic. Accidental capital O...
(Although, is a capital O ever a bad thing, accidental or not? If you know what I'm sayin...)
Posted by: kalki | 2007.04.12 at 07:08 PM
eclectic had the same idea as I did; that thing looks vaguely pornographic :)
Idea for contest: maybe FSM should have a more specific name? (for some reason, "Hugo" comes to mind...)
Posted by: Andrea | 2007.04.13 at 08:18 AM
amazing what innuendo yarn can bring out.
Posted by: jana | 2007.04.13 at 08:48 AM
How about a "Most Creative Use of Spaghetti" photo contest. Could be interesting.
Posted by: Von Krankipantzen | 2007.04.13 at 01:49 PM
that kinda looks like tied-up balls.
Posted by: RzDrms | 2007.04.13 at 03:39 PM
I have no idea what you're talking about, but I am just happy you're back :)
Posted by: Kula | 2007.04.13 at 08:26 PM
kula: i thought it was just me. i never get anything.
Posted by: RzDrms | 2007.04.13 at 08:37 PM
Your drugs are making rude comments? Time for new drugs, definitely.
Posted by: Susie | 2007.04.14 at 11:01 AM