to be continued
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I'm back. Breathing.
Not that it's anything "serious," or even worth losing the nails on my left hand. Still, I'm panicking.
It's over clothes, really. I shouldn't be so stressed.
Thing is, my presence has been requested at the home office. Whatever shall I wear? Sure, I have business suits collecting dust, but they're all pathetically outdated. I'm hesitant to buy a bunch of new things... ::grumble grumble, whine whine:: because I'm not quite where I want to be weightwise.
My desperation in this situation has led me to do the unthinkable: Atkins. Just till I leave, mind you, because there's no way I'd go back east without fucking up some pastries.
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On another note, Alec Baldwin disgusts me. Maybe Kim IS being a whorebitch, but there's no excuse for him to speak that way to his child. NONE. I'd be a whorebitch in the face of that, too.
okay, but I hope the "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh" inducing activities are soon discontinued.
Posted by: Daphne | 2007.04.20 at 11:49 AM
Girlfriend, I'm empathizing with the poundage. Went shopping for jeans today. Not pretty.
Posted by: Andrea | 2007.04.20 at 01:38 PM
Me too. I am no longer in the single digit size range. Damn brownies and their fattening ways!
Posted by: Von Krankipantzen | 2007.04.20 at 10:56 PM
Yea, I'm fat, blah blah. You're not.
But fucking Alec Baldwin! And dammit, I liked him. He's hilarious. But now . . . he needs someone to tell him what a rude little pig he is. And what's worse? I saw on the Today Show a "relationship expert" saying that there was nothing wrong with Baldwin's rant. Campbell Brown was so flustered with the guy. I need to find out his name and write him a little pig letter. Oh, he said that comment was not insulting, because, after all, it was probably not as bad as the name he felt like calling her; at least he chose something that was appropriate for a child, because after all, there is a children's fairy tale about three little pigs . . . WHAT?
End of rant. I'll talk to you before you come out here, honey.
Posted by: Susie | 2007.04.22 at 12:23 PM
Oh, and I don't mean to make light of your clothing crisis, girlfriend. I know that can be daunting; it's just that you're gorgeous, in whatever size you are, and when I saw your Alec Baldwin comment (which I haven't seen on any other blogs, btw), it flipped my pissed off switch and sent me into a rant.
Posted by: Susie | 2007.04.22 at 12:25 PM
AGH indeed. I don't want to sew any of the clothes I was thinking about making because I don't want to deal with my current measurements.
I'm really glad you're planning to "fuck up some pastries." yum.
Posted by: Daphne | 2007.04.23 at 04:45 PM
Alec Baldwin, don't even get me started. All I'm saying is he should be hung upside down by his balls.
Posted by: Nina | 2007.04.24 at 08:40 AM