Remind me, please, in a more sober moment, to tell you about the extremely strong drink that I had at dinner tonight -- which, by the way, was beyond yummy -- and how I embarrassed mister mrtl so badly that he had to exile -- yes, I got the booty! -- me from the restaurant.
::tangent to include mister mrtl's side, whatever::
::tangent for further clarification::
To gain access in my current state, mister mrtl agreed to the terms of reading my post first (so that I wouldn't "embarrass myself"). Whatever.
::end tangent for further clarification::mister mrtl insists that he wasn't trying to get rid of me, but that he didn't want me to be all loud and obnoxious on the phone in the restaurant, so I should make my call outside.
::tangent to give a note to mister mrtl::
Quit fucking huffing and puffing next to me as I try to type this. I'm not used to your fucking keyboard, so it's not my fault that it's taking me FOR E VER to type this damned post.
::end tangent to give a note to mister mrtl::::end tangent to include mister mrtl's side, whatever::
Chances are, however, that I will forget all the sordid details of said event, as drunk as I am.
Sad to say that I did some drunk dialing tonight. I called my mother. Pathetic.
That said, loving our time in Hawaii. Home -- will end this post now because He's reading over my shoulder and correcting everything I say. Yes, I'm an asshole. Love you. LOVE YOU! Oh, yeah, roll over. Booger. pshaw.
Drunken blogging strikes again :)
Posted by: Andrea | 2007.02.10 at 02:41 PM
That's some amazing drunkenposting. Woo!
Posted by: Daphne | 2007.02.10 at 04:18 PM
Well as long as you are having fun!
Posted by: Ern | 2007.02.10 at 07:37 PM
Awwwww! I missed you, mrtl. Can't wait to read all about it!
(And I'm laughing because your google ad has "Thai Women for Dating"!!)
Posted by: ~Kabe | 2007.02.10 at 09:21 PM
I love drunk MRTL.
Posted by: torrie | 2007.02.10 at 10:41 PM
oh mrtl how I loves ya. Have fun times a hundred, honey pie!
Posted by: amy | 2007.02.11 at 08:44 PM
That was hysterical.
Glad you're having such a great time.
Posted by: catherine | 2007.02.11 at 11:36 PM
If you can't get drunk on this vacation without the kids, then I would demand a new vacation without the kids! ;) You're cute when inebriated!
Posted by: eclectic | 2007.02.12 at 04:56 PM
HA HA HA HA! I'm so counting the days (ok, months) until I can have mai tai blogging fun. Heck, I might make some tonight just to get in the mood! Love it!
Posted by: Amber | 2007.02.17 at 10:09 PM