Because Young Ladies Always Learn the Most Important Moral Lessons While In Traffic

Seen on a bumper sticker:

It's Cool to Stay a Virgin Until Marriage

I knew plenty of middle schoolers who didn't want to be caught dead driving with their parents in the family truckster donning the "Honor Roll Student" bumper sticker. Can you imagine the mortification at this one? And really, don't you think this message would be more adequately displayed in places where losing one's virginity is common?

Come now, tell us where you lost your virginity. Or, if you're shy, just give a suggestion as to where this bumper sticker should be stuck.

You ask me, the message could be preprinted on condoms.

Comments

[Lazy Lightning]

It should be stuck on the INSIDE of the car. Preferably, in the back (maybe as an embroidery on the back of the front seat?). Hint hint.

[Lori]

Condom wrappers would be perfect. However in my case it should have been on throw pillow on our living room couch :)

[candace]

It should maybe be located somewhere in a boyfriend's college dorm room.

Just sayin'.

[Andrea]

Would you die of shock if I told you my in-laws house? And yes, they were home? And would it shock you more if I said it was actually on my wedding night? :) (That's just kind of how it's done in China!)

[Daphne]

Embroidered sofa cushions, totally. Or the really impulsive exciting and fun first time with the next boyfriend? Definitely inside the car.

Must stop thinking about this now and get back to work...

[Jitterbean Girl]

Probably couldn't hurt to put it on the ceiling in my parents' guest bedroom. Wasn't going to happen in my room, it had a twin bed and the guest room had a queen!

Though, on second thought, maybe the warning should be put on the cover of Wayne's World, since for some weird reason I often end up having sex after watching it. The first time was no exception.