I'm not wasting time with this post talking about the usual, boring stuff that usually gets listed when people find themselves a nice chunk of change. Houses, cars, travel, college funds, clothes, blah blah blah. That's all a given. Instead, I'm going to focus on the truly, obscenely indulgent things that I'd get should I get my hands on a mil. And to make this post truly challenging, I shall program it into a table and keep a tab. Yes, folks! Mrtl math! Woot! And I'm not going to use a calculator, so you'll have plenty to taunt me about.
|Rien Poortvliet's Hanno on Toilet Gnome||$189.95||$189.95|
|Rien Poortvliet's Medium Pee Pee Gnome||$49.95||$240.90|
|Victorian Playhouse for the girls||$23,400+||$23,640.90+|
|Poof for Bug
(I'm drawn to the party poof, the chickee poof and the devil poof.)
|Faux Mink Carrier Cover||$153||$23,842.90+|
(Price doesn't include travel/lodging)
Maybe it'd be better to fly someone in to teach me personally
|Hot Air Balloon Ride for Bug
No prices listed, boogers!
|Audi TT Roadster||$47,659||$66,679.90++++|
It's a shame that I can only come up with $67,000 worth of extravagance. I'll have to keep shopping.
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