mrtl: I'll Give You a Window to My Soul

I'll Give You a Window to My Soul

This post is dedicated to all of my wonderful blogging friends who took Bug's idea and ran the other day. You helped me to laugh at myself over this.

Question: What is mrtl up to?

Pad1 Pad2 Pad3 Pad4 Pad6 Pad7

Answer: No good.

Posted at 04:55 PM in Bored? | Permalink

Comments

And yes, william, the Pooh-Log sticker is totally for you!

Posted by: mrtl | 2006.02.05 at 05:00 PM

OMG i'm cracking up!! You have got guts girl!

The sticker just makes its perfect. By the pictures you have posted here, I had no clue what to expect.

I love it!!

Posted by: lawbrat | 2006.02.05 at 05:58 PM

You are a brave, brave woman.

This MADE my day!

Posted by: Torrie | 2006.02.05 at 06:31 PM

YOU ARE THE BEST. SIMPLY THE BEST.

*standing ovation*

Posted by: Susie | 2006.02.05 at 06:45 PM

You are the funniest person ever! I thought it was a diaper you were making, but I had no idea you would put it on.

Posted by: Bente | 2006.02.05 at 07:05 PM

OHMYGOD!!! OHMYGOD!!!

My eyes! MY EYES!!!

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Woman...you keeel me, you surely do.

Posted by: greenie | 2006.02.05 at 07:16 PM

OH MY GOD. You are HOT in that diaper.

Posted by: Adrienne | 2006.02.05 at 07:23 PM

Hilarious!! I think you caught us all by surprise with this one!! :-)

Posted by: Rookie Momma | 2006.02.05 at 07:30 PM

hey! I've been away, but I stopped by to SEE IF YOU HAD FRIDA YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

god, when is the baby coming already???

ok, back to the books for me!

Posted by: Chick | 2006.02.05 at 08:23 PM

lawbrat - It's too bad my self-made diaper wouldn't fit under any clothes. I'll have to stick with the pad. :(
Torrie - Just you wait.
Susie - Thank you! Thank you!
Bente - I've had much more humiliating moments recently.
greenie - sorry, I couldn't resist.
Adrienne - I love you.
Rookie Momma - You were a part of this inspiration, talking about how your water broke at home. GAH!
Chick - The eviction process officially begins on Tuesday.

Posted by: mrtl | 2006.02.05 at 09:57 PM

What--no absorbent wings?

I'm so disappointed.

(That was a lie. This is perhaps one of the best blog photos ever. EVER.)

Posted by: Summer | 2006.02.05 at 10:01 PM

That is just too fabulous for words.

Never let anyone tell you that because you are a mommy, you are not still hard rock!

Posted by: cristin | 2006.02.05 at 10:19 PM

just for the frickin' record, your legs are offically skinnier than my own, and i think i'm a few months younger and i know i'm not 8-and-3/4th months pregnant!!! boo me. (p.s. hot photo)

Posted by: RzDrms | 2006.02.05 at 11:01 PM

I have not yet read any comments, but you are CLEARLY making an adult diaper using cloth-diaper folding techniques on a Chux pad. The stickers are for holding it together.

But mrtl...if you go into labor SUDDENLY and have to be rushed to the hospital, how are you going to explain it to the people who rip your pants off to deliver the baby? ;)

Posted by: Andrea | 2006.02.05 at 11:09 PM

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Priceless! OMG, that's funny!!!

[Frida sweetie? You've got to get moving soon or your mommy's going to lose her marbles. That's a good girl, scoot right on out with hardly an effort. How 'bout Tuesday? Perfect!! See you then!]

Posted by: eclectic | 2006.02.05 at 11:31 PM

Summer - And to think I almost Windexed the mirror!
cristin - I am honored.
Rz - The meat of my thighs is being expertly concealed by the diaper's design. Don't worry.
Andrea - Be sure to click the link at the end of the post. tee hee.
I'd go to the hospital with a bare ass before I'd show up in that thing.
eclectic - Losing my marbles makes for good blogging. Not that I'm trying to extend the whole ordeal.

Posted by: mrtl | 2006.02.05 at 11:55 PM

I don't EVEN know what to say. Except that I would totally marry you if I could.

Posted by: kalki | 2006.02.05 at 11:58 PM

kalki - smooches!

Posted by: mrtl | 2006.02.06 at 12:06 AM

Bwahahahaha!

Daily Frida check has left me wishing *I* had a diaper! Priceless!

Posted by: Ern | 2006.02.06 at 12:56 AM

wow. I'm pretty much blown away. LOVE your expression in the picture above all else. (oh okay, the stickers are a nice touch.)

Posted by: Daphne | 2006.02.06 at 02:08 AM

Hmm. Your evil grin and the Pooh Log sticker makes me think the "payload" for breaking water is a bit different than I had previously suspected.

You know there are some people out there in internet land who will pay big money to get you to dress up that way on a regular basis. Probably good that you hid the pic behind a link. Prevent some of those tempting and lucrative job offers from coming in just as you are about to take on that low-paying moonlighting position for FridaCorp.

Posted by: Girl.A | 2006.02.06 at 07:46 AM

Absolutely priceless. Seriously I am speechless. You may be starting a fashion trend.

Posted by: william | 2006.02.06 at 07:49 AM

That is about the BEST way to start my monday that I can think of. Thank you and Bravo.

Posted by: Amy | 2006.02.06 at 08:47 AM

Oh. Oh MY.

And also... *snork!*

Posted by: LadyBug | 2006.02.06 at 09:31 AM

mrtl, you are too hilarious for words. I think you are the only person I know who would not only do that, but also post the picture for the whole internet to see :)

Posted by: Andrea | 2006.02.06 at 10:15 AM

and I save this for the good ones...

ROTFLMAO!

Posted by: Kristine | 2006.02.06 at 10:36 AM

Ern - Control yourself, woman!
Daphne - Why thank you, dear!
Girl.A - Funny, I hid it because I don't plan on showing it to Bug.
william - Should I start an eBay store?
Amy - ::bows::
LadyBug - You know you want one.
Andrea - It's no fun if you can't share.
Kristine - Damn, and I didn't have a speech ready.

Posted by: mrtl | 2006.02.06 at 10:48 AM

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! WOW! This is the gutsiest thing anyone has done on their blog. I almost fell off the chair!

Ok, a side note, it is sad that it took me two seconds to understand what Kristine's "ROTFLMAO" stood for!

Posted by: Dima | 2006.02.06 at 11:08 AM

Holy crap...thanks for the laugh on Monday morning, I totally needed that!!

Posted by: The Kept Woman | 2006.02.06 at 11:22 AM

I am, much like Kristine, ROTFLMAO over here!... Woman, you SLAY me.

Hee!

Posted by: cat | 2006.02.06 at 11:43 AM

Priceless!

Posted by: Hänni | 2006.02.06 at 11:58 AM

gooood luck today, just in case that water breaks!

Posted by: Annejelynn | 2006.02.06 at 12:28 PM

That's hot. ;)

Posted by: Amanda B. | 2006.02.06 at 01:34 PM

Dima - Not gutsy. Gutsy was when Kristine blogged about boob hair. lol
TKW - You're most welcome!
cat - Wouldn't you know, when I told mister mrtl what I was up to, he wasn't that surprised?
Hänni - hee
Annejelynn - I have to draw a line. IT CAN'T HAPPEN TODAY. Temps are above freezing and it's raining. It's crazy icy out there (I just got home from bringing Bug back from base, which is closed today because of the conditions.)
Amanda B. - Thank you! Totally the look I was going for!

Posted by: mrtl | 2006.02.06 at 01:52 PM

Those pics look like origami done with pads. Hmmm. New art project?

Posted by: wordgirl | 2006.02.06 at 01:53 PM

Priceless in one word. J.Lo has nothing
on you.

Nikki

Posted by: Nikki | 2006.02.06 at 02:19 PM

wordgirl - hmmmm... I know how to make a crane. Maybe I could affix one to the front of my diaper. But then it would look like a swimmy.
Nikki - Damn straight! You'd never see that bitch in a fashion like this.

Posted by: mrtl | 2006.02.06 at 02:33 PM