So mrtl makes her way to the kitchen from upstairs and I hear the crinkle of plastic...what could it be? Another puff from the crack pipe known as the reece's cup baggie? Another huff of the sugar cookie elixir? Hmm. What's that? The microwave? What's going on here? Gah! What's that God-awful smell? Smells like cat shit. Out comes mrtl to the couch where I'm slaving away on the computer, dutifully researching arcane sports trivia, and down she plops. Into her mouth goes A SUGAR COOKIE WITH NUKED REECE'S CUPS ON IT! The humanity. I'd rather sniff Slava's Big White Butt Hole than ever smell that ungodly concoction ever again.
The End.
Bwahahaha!
Are you sure you wanna let him post on here?
Posted by: Ern | 2006.01.30 at 01:20 AM
I dunno... Reese's on a sugar cookie sounds okay to me. And NO, I'm NOT pregnant, thanks! *heh* Poor Mr. Mrtl... at least she didn't break out sauerkraut or anything like that. See? It could have been worse!
Posted by: eclectic | 2006.01.30 at 01:37 AM
Well, then...
I suppose this is more amusing than my only thought for posting today, which is the fact that mrtland is the #1 MSN search hit for "should I shave my twat for gyn appointment."
Posted by: mrtl | 2006.01.30 at 01:38 AM
p.s. It's your own fault that this happened anyway. I done told you to hide those Reese's Cups from me; you know how I am with them (or do you need a reminder?).
Posted by: mrtl | 2006.01.30 at 02:08 AM
Ooooo, that sounds yummy.
Posted by: Bente | 2006.01.30 at 06:16 AM
Ohh I could think of so many more things that are so much worse...
Exqueeze me Mrtl... did we not schedule today to have this baby? I can't hold out forever!
Posted by: JD's Rose | 2006.01.30 at 07:40 AM
Last evening I smeared peanut butter and nutella on a chocolate pop tart. If only I'd had melted reese's cups...
Posted by: kalki | 2006.01.30 at 08:32 AM
That actually sounds quite good! Perhaps the smell is evil, but the concoction itself sounds more than passable!
Posted by: suburban misfit | 2006.01.30 at 09:55 AM
That sounds good! I don't remember it smelling bad... I mean... I can't imagine it smells bad... yeah, that's it!
Just be glad she isn't dipping pickles in chocolate and having that as a snack!
Posted by: Dima | 2006.01.30 at 10:09 AM
Doesn't sound bad to me at all, but I am quite partial to the Reese's.
Posted by: pea | 2006.01.30 at 10:21 AM
Oh I am thinking it could have been so much worse. A Sugar cookie with nuked Reece's cups on it. It is a temporary thing . . . well maybe unless she really liked it, then it could stick and become a regular thing. But I still say it could have been worse.
Posted by: Nina | 2006.01.30 at 10:33 AM
Kalki, you are the most pregnant non-pregnant person I have ever had the pleasure to meet.
Posted by: mrtl | 2006.01.30 at 11:02 AM
And herein lies the difference between male and female: a real appreciation for chocolate and sugar.
Posted by: Andrea | 2006.01.30 at 11:13 AM
Mistermrtl obviously has the same razor wit as you. Your concoction actually sounds quite tasty.
Posted by: lori | 2006.01.30 at 11:54 AM
*gag*
Oh GOD!
Posted by: Kristine | 2006.01.30 at 01:07 PM
That sounds like a perfectly delectable treat. I also enjoy a chocolate chip cookie heated in the microwave for ten seconds and then spread quickly with nutella.
I used to work with a girl who would unwrap a Mars bar, put it on a plate, pop it in the microwave to melt a little, and then eat it delicately with a knife and fork. This was her LUNCH. I loved her.
Posted by: Amy | 2006.01.30 at 01:20 PM
They totally sell reeses peanutbutter cup cookie dough in the grocery store.
It's not so crazy mrtlman!
Posted by: Hänni | 2006.01.30 at 02:51 PM
Hey MRMrtl. Good to see a post from you.
Posted by: william | 2006.01.30 at 02:58 PM