TMI ~ Meme Style

I really didn't think I'd be using this as a topic for this blog. When mister mrtl finally got home last night (stupid and long meetings scheduled after 12-hour shifts... the Air Force is torturing its airmen), I told him about my malady, specifically telling him that I wasn't going to blog about it.

Then I got up this morning. Yet another day of hanging out with a sick Bug. Another day loaded with Pooh and Dora and OHMAHGOCKI'MGOINGTOLOSEMYMINDREALLYFUCKINGSOON! (And let me just interject here that mister mrtl is OFF today, so escape is imminent!)

Anyhoo, once Bug was settled with Pooh, I decided to do a little Blingo research. Wouldn't you know, I'm finding some humor in my predicament! And really, if I can't laugh about this, especially when I'm so close to the edge, this may be the final push. And if I can laugh about this, why not share it with the world? (Or at least the world that kept reading after the link above?)

It was a phrase that came up on the site I linked above that struck me as so amusing. It took me a few beats to place it. Then I realized: Turd in the Punchbowl! The meme!

Let's give it a go!

Lump in the rectum
Not a dingleberry
Lump in the rectum
The extra wipe's not necessary

Lump in the rectum
My butt is rather itchy
Lump in the rectum
Makes me pretty bitchy

I'd like to dedicate the above poetry to SJ, who has no qualms in discussing such matters. I admire her balls she nuts.

Comments

[yonzie]

Unfortunately, I feel your pain.

[mrtl]

yonzie - Not something I'd wish on anyone. Sorry to hear it!

[Daphne]

I'm laughing really hard and trying NOT to click on the "see all pictures & images" link. oh but I am so sorry to hear that it's true, all true, the best of us will get 'em when pregnant. I've heard that Preparation-H is one of the most frequently shoplifted drugstore commodities, along with condoms.

Glad you're posting; I've been absent too but you know I no longer hesitate to post a little bit of nothing when need be. Now I must hurry up to the gym before the ennui mentioned in my last post returns.

[lori]

Too funny! Love the itchy/bitchy part. One of the bonuses of pregnancy, in addition to the throwing up and retaining water, etc. etc.

[mrtl]

Daphne - I clicked. They're just diagrams - nothing very mortifying. (I have to say I was just a little disappointed.)

The gym. What a novel idea. hehe

lori - You ask me, I prefer the bonus of eating pie. Bug is napping now and I'm heading out.

[Von Krankipantzen]

Oh jeeez! Now really poor you. This sucks.

[lawbrat]

Those are not fun.

Lump in the rectum
Better not to make it pop
Lump in the rectum
Aw, hell...give it a shot

[cat]

Okay, wait. I don't want to be behind the curve so, um, we're talking about hemorrhoids here, right?

Lump in the rectum
My anus, it feels HOT
Lump in the rectum
No poopy in the pot!

[mrtl]

Kranki - Thank you, dear!
lawbrat - That's just wrong.
cat - That, too. Y'all crack me up!

[LadyBug]

Lump in the rectum
I got one, but post-partum
Lump in the rectum
Better not to fart 'em

Hee.

[Andrea]

Woohoo! A poop post! Another Dooce-inspired theme :) Let me see...

Lump in the rectum
Feels like I have to poop
Lump in the rectum
Why's my bum adroop?

Lump in the rectum
Is something in there stuck?
Lump in the rectum
Oh no, it's hemorrhoids, #($*%!!!

(probably the closest I'll ever come to dropping the F-bomb online ;) )

[eclectic]

***Laughing too hard to type a proper response***

[mrtl]

I'm with you, eclectic. Maybe I should have tagged people with this.
LadyBug - Sick.
Andrea - You have shocked me!

For the record, my husband had the following comment: "See what you've started? Dork!"

[wordgirl]

Lump in the rectum.
'Aint feeling very great.
Lump in the rectum.
Must've been something I ate.

[mrtl]

wordgirl - Great segue to the next post! lol