What's your porn name?

Doing some random blog surfing today, I came across the following:

childhood dog's name + childhood street name = porn name

I had to snicker a bit thinking of what my brother's is. Suffice to say that mine wasn't as compelling. "Sparky Boner's Sister" doesn't have that special oomph.

Cough it up, peeps. What's yours?

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Update: I'm laughing a bit now. I was confusing "childhood street name" with "childhood nickname." Watched too much of "The Wire," I suppose.

Mister mrtl had told me he's heard a variation of this activity:

childhood pet name + childhood street name = porn name

(He actually said "street you lived on," which brought the "aha!" moment for me. Duh!) Since we only had one dog ever, but plenty of cats, a couple fish and even some turtles, this gives me much more to work with. Besides, it was hard for anyone to come up with a teasing nickname for me since nothing works with my first name... which lasted until I met mister mrtl's old roommate, who called me "The Cathetar."

Anyhoo, with this new confirguration and my enlightenment, I can now reintroduce myself to you as:

Muffin Station

Comments

[cheryl]

Suzette King. I've always rather liked that one. But I'll bet no one will ever, ever beat Sparky Boner.

[Hänni]

Your childhood street was "boner?" Good lord!

How about Princess Island?

[Sharkey]

Sasha Pinecrest. I don't think it's too bad, but Cheryl's right--it's no Sparky Boner.

So did you and your brother grow up on different streets? Or perhaps each of you had your own pet . . .

[Susie]

Candy Frazier, here. Married to Laddie Fair Oak (that must be gay porn, right there).

[eclectic]

Prince Country Hills Drive ... so not playah cool.

[cristin]

eek, Pal Bloomfield.

sounds like a dorky best friend from an 80's sitcom.

maybe I should mix it up a bit? Bloom palfield? Oh, how about LAP Bloomfield.

meh

[Susie]

And HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUG!!!! Hope you all are having a wonderful day :)

[Bente]

I don't think anybody will have as crappy a result as me -- Sneakers Highway # 1.

[mrtl]

Suzette - Maybe we need to change it to Sparky Granite, but I think Sparky Boner is a perfect porn name.

Princess - And here I thought you had misunderstood. lol No - we never lived on Boner street. It's a nickname that rhymed with my maiden name.

Sasha - Was I the only one with my mind in the ghetto on this?? pshaw!

Candy - Candy and Laddie sound like quite a hot pair.

Prince - Do you think we'll all be rethinking pet names now?

hehe - We lived on Briargrove in Texas.

Pal - Yeah - Someone didn't think this all the way through. (Like I'm one to judge. Should I start redirecting your attention to that post where I showed my political density?

Susie - I'll pass that along for you. Thanks!

[mrtl]

Sneakers - Ah - levity. That's too funny!

[eclectic]

Muffin Station?! Bwahahahaha!! That sounds like a really bad Boy Band...

Hope Bug is partying her little Pull-Up off!! You only turn 2 once -- celebrate it!!

[ieatcrayonz]

Happy Birfday, Bug! What a sweetie she is.

-Doobie Forester

[Ern]

Dolly Braintree

WTF?

[mrtl]

eclectic - I thought that worked better than Spunky.

Doobie - Thanks!

Dolly - Braintree?

[pea]

delurking to introduce myself as...Pepper Lancashire - married to Woo 59th

hmmm

[kalki]

Um, I lived on a rural route. (Redneck Valley, remember?) So I guess that makes mine Misty Rural Route Four. Bente, I'd say that's as bad as yours!

[jana]

Mickey Cleveland here...which really sounds more like a gumshoe from an old 40s detective movie than a porn star...hmm, maybe a porn about a 40s detective????

[LadyBug]

Mine's pretty similar to kalki's: Missy 14th Street. I'll never break into the porn business with a name like that.

[cat]

I call myself Love... Muffin Love.

Hee. I know, right?!

Hey! Check out us and our matching childhood pet names! Woo!

[sheryl]

Miss Contrary South 133rd.

I wonder what kind of porn star I would have been if I had the same behavior (in a porn movie) as I did when I was a kid. When photographers would say "Smile!" I would spit at them.

ahem.

[Annejelynn]

How about "Madison McKensie"

[Annejelynn]

Braintree? what kind of street name is Braintree???

[amy]

I think Muffin Station would be more of a girl band name than a boy band name...You know, because of the MUFFin part.

Signed,
Sandy Ashford

[cat]

Ooooooooh... "Muffin Love"! Well, mrtl, I guess I'm a lesbian porn star. Who woulda thunk it?

[Von Krankipantzen]

That is too funny. I can almost imagine the porn story. The female cop arrests the man saying, "Sir! You're coming with me to the Muffin Station!"

Erm! Maybe I shouldn't imagine so much.

My name is Chi Chi Pendrell.

[Kgrams]

Snowball Michigan here checking in. So like you don't just get a pole, Muffin gets a whole station to work it? Bwhahahaha

[Nina]

Hope Bug had a grand birthday!

Cricket Norway . . . :)

[little sister]

this is just too funny!

i could be claudette horton or thai ling high, the former sounding more like a writer of really bad romance novels and the latter sounding like a siamese drug dealer?

[mrtl]

Pepper - Welcome! Woo? What's the story behind that name??

Misty - Shame with that! Maybe you could shorten it to RR - as in ::growl::

Mickey - Definitely a gumshoe name.

Missy - I guess you didn't move around much as a kid, either. Shame (for this purpose, anyway).

Cat - sistah! Are you going to go short on this one too and go by "Muff"? lol

Miss Contrary - It's hard to smile properly when one's mouth is full, and if you're not going to swallow, I suppose you have few options.

Madison - MM for short. lol

Braintree - I'm guessing it's in Columbia, Maryland. They have all kinds of weird street names there.

Sandy - Gotta agree with you there.

Cat - You starred in a movie called "Her Hot Oven." Don't you remember?

Chi Chi - That's awfully close to Cha Cha, the chick from multiple "Fantasy Island" and "Love Boat" episodes. Coochie coochie!

Snowball - Are you complaining?? You get a whole state!

Cricket - She did. Thanks!

Claudette / Thai Ling - Horton doesn't work for me. Mister mrtl will understand why. Thai Ling sounds exotic!

[suburban misfit]

I'm late, but here it is:

Muffin Dover

!!!

[pea]

Thanks for the welcome! :)

I'm told that the cat was named "Woo" because instead of meowing, it said, "Woo!"

[catherine]

Mine would be Sammy Maxwell.
Not too bad... for a guy!
I LOVE The Wire! I heard they were filming not too far from my house recently. I was actually going to cancel my HBO if they didn't renew that, because it's about the only thing left on HBO that I would regularly watch.

[mrtl]

misfit - You had a muffin, too, huh?

pea - I'm so glad you shared that. I was thinking it was a dog (woo, not woof). Go figure!

catherine - Hello? Deadwood?? You're totally missing out!!

[whfropera]

late but with a gem of a name - no joke here:
Missy Fox

[mrtl]

Missy - That is a good one!!