Tapping at the Chamber Door

Two lessons just learned:

1. Pull up my pants before exiting the bathroom, but the room is too damned small.
2. I still don't like people just dropping in.

So there I was, fresh home from a lunch with the officers' spouses (was very nice - nothing to snark about). I saw Bradley and his mother at the mailbox, and did have a fleeting thought to hurry and get the garage door closed because I didn't have time to chitchat with Bradley given my iminent need to pee.

In and out, pulling up my pants in the hallway while catching up with mister mrtl, who was surfin' on the couch in his boxers, and the doorbell rings. (For the spacial visual, the bathroom is the door on the left. That's the prior owner telling a story to his wife and our real estate agent.)

GAH! Did she see my ass? DID SHE? If she did, she didn't let on. (She was there to invite us over for dinner sometime. How nice! Especially if she loses her vision from the sight of my blinding white ass.)

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Update: In other potty news, Closet Metro posted a picture of a disinfecting goo dispenser!

Comments

[RazDreams]

do those two side windows have white sheer curtain thingies in front of them? or are they just open to the world? i bet she couldn't see your heinie because of the glare from the sun outside hitting the window. i would so much go outside and have mr. mrtl stand where you were so you can see if she saw you mooning her. serves her right!

[Nina]

I say if she did see your ass, then she shouldn't have been looking inside of your house. I would think she trying too hard looking in if she did. So I am giving her the benefit of the doubt and saying people just don't go looking in other people windows. Cause you know that just isn't right . . .

[lawbrat]

Oh my goodness. Raz has a good idea. Maybe he could see if they saw anything.

[Daphne]

I THINK I came over here to be cheered up--I'm so annoyed by work--and it worked! You are a good cheerer upper! And for you, can't you basically get away with anything while pregnant? And come to think of it, maybe that's a really, really good reason to get pregnant (other than the intended end result, also great of course).

[Susie]

She TOTALLY saw your ass, and took a picture with her cameraphone! :)

[kalki]

Yup, I'm with Susie - she totally saw your ass. AWESOME.

[suburban misfit]

Your house is lovely. I realize the decor in the photos isn't yours, but the layout of the house is fab and the clean...*sigh*. I have so much painting to do until the trim is all clean again.

*sigh*

[william]

Mooning round the land.

[Amanda B.]

Yay for Mrtl's hot hot ass! :D

[mrtl]

Raz - Sheer curtain thingies. I need to check tomorrow on how much can be seen through them.

Nina - That's a reassuring thought. I wouldn't think she'd try too hard. She knew I was just getting home.

lawbrat - We'll see.

Daphne - There are sooooo many things that pregnancy makes a great excuse for. lol Glad you got cheered up. Now go get yourself a voodoo doll!

Susie - Now you're just instigating.

Kalki - Et tu?

Misfit - It is a nice layout, although (of course) we have our issues with it.

William - mocker.

Amanda - actually it was a little cold being bare and all, but YAY!

[cat]

She saw your ass. And she called it GOOD. And hey, I must say I admire your restraint, dear bare-assed mrtl. I would have asked point-blank, "Holy hell, woman! Did you see my blinding white heiny?!" Because I am dumb like that when I am embarrassed.

[LadyBug]

She didn't see your ass. But Bradley did. Kids always press their faces up against the door/window after they ring the doorbell. :)

[mrtl]

Cat - I think that would have REALLY scared the woman.

LadyBug - HA! Bradley didn't come to the house with his mother.