I think I've already told the story about how Slava came into the fold. Maybe I didn't mention there that, at five weeks old, his butthole was HUGE. And WHITE. His brother Vladi wasn't blessed with such awe-inspiring junk in the trunk. It wasn't too long after they came to live with us that the following song was created.
Since I've shared this song before (in other people's comment sections), I decided to challenge myself by creating a second verse.
Slava's got a big white butthole.
His butt is big and it's white.
Even in the darkest of dark,
You can see it all right.
OH! Slava's got a big white butthole.
I'm telling you so you know:
You might not see him coming,
But you sure can see him go!
Slava's got a stinky butthole.
It's a smell I can't embrace.
Every night when I go to bed,
He sticks his stinker in my face.
OH! Slava's got a stinky butthole.
And this you must believe:
Catching a whiff of that butthole
Makes me want to heave!
Bonus: Listen to the Slava Butthole song (WAV File - 866 KB) As I recorded this, he lay beside me purring.
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Yes, I need to update several MM posts with participants. Please still let me know if you've posted. I'll get them added soon!
Bucky (old post), Doc Ern, Greenie, Kalki (see comments for Andrea), laurenbove (see comments), Nina
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next week's topic: travel
Omigosh, that CRACKED. ME. UP.
You are very brave, grasshopper, to post that audio file. (And so very cute!)
Posted by: LadyBug | 2005.08.29 at 09:13 AM
YOUR VOICE! Oh, how I miss your voice! And that has got to be the best cat song EVER in the history of cat songs. And so well sung! (Which sounds like "well hung," hee hee.)
Posted by: kalki | 2005.08.29 at 09:36 AM
Awe.some.
Posted by: suburban misfit | 2005.08.29 at 10:17 AM
LadyBug - I wonder if I'll be #1 Google hit for "big white butthole." Now THAT would be a feat!
Kalki - I sang kind of low and quietly. Didn't want Bug waking up or mister mrtl coming around to investigate.
I'm well hung, too, you know. tee hee
Posted by: mrtl | 2005.08.29 at 10:17 AM
misfit - Thanks ya!
Posted by: mrtl | 2005.08.29 at 10:19 AM
Let's make sure that happens.
Big white butthole
big White butthole
Big White Butthole
Buttholes that are Big and White!
Posted by: suburban misfit | 2005.08.29 at 11:12 AM
No sing. No sing! No sing, Momma!
Posted by: ieatcrayonz | 2005.08.29 at 11:52 AM
You crack me up . . . I love it. Okay so my song just isn't as good . . . but mine was made up by a parrot. I am so jealous of your imagination, and creative flare . . . I swear.
Posted by: Nanina | 2005.08.29 at 11:59 AM
That will go into the "annals" of Cat Song Lore right up there with "Smelly Cat" by Phoebe. OMG, thanks for the laugh this morning, that was AWESOME!!
Posted by: eclectic | 2005.08.29 at 12:09 PM
misfit - Woo hoo! Thanks for that!
yonz - That is not very nice.
Nina - Parrot songs?? I'll be right over!
eclectic - Be still my beating heart. I LOVE "Smelly Cat"!
Posted by: mrtl | 2005.08.29 at 12:21 PM
Great white butthole song! stinky butthole. Great laugh Mrtl, just great.
Posted by: lawbrat | 2005.08.29 at 12:42 PM
FUNNY!
Posted by: Weetzie | 2005.08.29 at 12:50 PM
lawbrat - ::bows::
Weetzie - Thank you!
Posted by: mrtl | 2005.08.29 at 01:10 PM
kalki- well hung ::laughing::
I played along today. How could I not.
XO
why do I indulge you like this, I'll never know. But here it goes:
Big white butthole
big White butthole
Big White Butthole
Big white butthole
big White butthole
Big White Butthole
Posted by: greenie | 2005.08.29 at 02:19 PM
Thanks Greenie! Yeehaw!
Posted by: mrtl | 2005.08.29 at 03:02 PM
"Big white butthole"?
Woman, you are INSANE.
Love it. I concur with eclectic. It's right up there with "Smelly Cat." And that is SAYING something.
Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?!
Smelly cat, smelly cat it's not your fault!!
Posted by: cat | 2005.08.29 at 03:46 PM
You crack me up, chica! And I think Cat has been travelling around calling everyone insane today. That I've seen so far!
Big white butthole
Big white butthole!
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet!
Posted by: Ern | 2005.08.29 at 04:34 PM
And PS, I just googled Big White Butthole and got some...questionable content. But if you put it in quotes, mrtl is the one and only page that shows up!
Posted by: Ern | 2005.08.29 at 04:40 PM
Cat - You're only saying that to make yourself feel not so crazy, you crazy woman!
Ern - O. M. G. And those results aren't even including this post! Just imagine once Google reindexes!
Posted by: mrtl | 2005.08.29 at 05:02 PM
Ern! That's insane! I have NOT!
Wait...
Posted by: cat | 2005.08.29 at 05:08 PM
Fabulous. How'd you record that? Are you a wizard or something? Damn!!
Posted by: laurenbove | 2005.08.29 at 05:55 PM
How shocking. Is it a Glo In The Dark White Butthole?
Posted by: Von Krankipantzen | 2005.08.29 at 06:53 PM
You've got a very young voice, mrtl. People always say that to me and I never really understood it until now. :)
Great song and great topic. Everyone's posts about it are cracking me up!
Posted by: Bente | 2005.08.29 at 07:40 PM
How I loved hearing your voice! Hilarious!
Posted by: amy | 2005.08.29 at 09:15 PM
Yeah Cat, you think about that!
Lauren - Well, I gots me a little microphone from the old desktop and one of them thar holes in my box that has a little microphone image on it. Then I pulled up my Sound Recorder from over yonder in my Windows Entertainment Accessories and done got myself REEcorded. Doesn't take no special skills or nothing.
Kranki - How to respond? I'd say Slava's ass isn't radioactive, but I'm no expert on that. You'll have to tell us if you glow or acquire any freaky Wonder Woman powers.
Bente - That's a whole other post. Thanks for the idea! At least no one asks me for if my mom or dad is home when they call anymore.
Amy - tee hee - thanks!
Posted by: mrtl | 2005.08.29 at 09:33 PM