Turdalicious

I'm back, temporarily. Waiting for Mary to get off work and pick up Bug, who's amusing herself emptying out kitchen drawers at the moment.

Kalki tagged me (kind of) with the turd thing. I thank her for her consideration, since she knows how crazy things are for me right now.

Turd in a punch bowl,
Anyone got some grain?
Turd in a punch bowl,
If not, put it down the drain.

Whom to tag? I haven't been able to catch up on all my daily reads, so I'm not sure who's already been tagged. Sorry if I'm duplicating. Sharkey and Bente, knock yourselves out. La Pix, you too, you cocksucker! Replace lines 2 and 4 with your own rhymes. If you're challenged as I am with rhymes, check out www.rhymezone.com.

Comments

[kalki]

Mrtl, I knew that you'd need a break from packing and I thought, "If I were as busy and stressed as mrtl, what would I want to do? I know! Write a poem about turds..." Okay, not really. I chose you because you're my favorite. Sorry for the bad timing!

[mrtl]

Rereading what I wrote, Kalki, I phrased myself oddly. I wasn't being facetious about thanking you; you gave me an out with the "kind of" tag.

Your favorite? Really? ::blush:: I wuv you too Schmoopy!

[La Pix]

I knew I shouldn't be cursing like that on mrtland. FUCK.

P.S. mrtl, hope all that stressful packing and shit goes fuckin well.

[krankipantzen]

Good packin' vibes being sent your way.

[Sharkey]

You'll be happy to know that my masterpiece has been posted at Sharkey Malarkey.

Good luck with the packing!

[Bente]

I've done my turd assignment as well.

Hope the packing goes smoothly.

[spoonleg]

Turd's about here in blogland. But no fair, cheating with the rhyme stuff. No fair, I say.

[kalki]

It's all good, mrtl. I didn't *think* you were being facetious, but tone is a tricky thing.

Making me a verb AND calling me Schmoopy, all in one day? Gosh, you sure know how to make a girl feel special. :)

[AMy]

good luck with all the packety pack pack packing, Mrtl!

[LadyBug]

mrtl, I'm just catching up from yesterday. I know you're probably too busy to even think about the computer today, but I just wanted to leave a little note to let you know I'm sending good vibes your way. Hope you're not TOO stressed out today.

HUGS,
LadyBug

[mrtl]

Just a final word to say the turd poems are beautiful! (Sharkey, what's wrong with your site?) Spoony, I am NOT a cheater; I make use of my tools. =oP Amy, thank you for getting your ass out of bed to visit. kalki and LadyBug - thanks and love!