Rub it in, why doncha?
"Schmoopy" is the word of the day. I don't know if I've heard it before... yes I have. Looking it up in the Urban Slang Dictionary, I see that it's a Seinfeldism that's attached itself to my brain. (Speaking of Seinfeld, did you hear that the Sponge is making a comeback?)
Anyway, yesterday I wrote a schmoopy entry on Bug's blog about how she said "I love you Daddy" to mister mrtl. (NEWSFLASH!: Unrelatedly, Pissy Britches had her own schmoopy moment today.)
Today he dropped her off again. (Again I'm STUCK at home, with no car, which makes my skin crawl. It doesn't matter that I've nowhere to go.) Again the phone rings, and I almost answered it with, "You're calling to rub it in that she said it again, you cocksucker,* aren't you? AREN'T YOU?" But I've Kalki'd (yep, I'm verbin' ya girlfriend!) so many times pulling shit like that that I'm too candy-assed to even try it anymore.
I would have gotten away with it this time.
Then again, my father-in-law just called. Timing is everything, so I'm still glad I didn't do it.
*I love Deadwood. Maybe cocksucker could be a word of the day today, too.
Oooh, I think my heart just melted a little, too. How sweet.
Posted by: LadyBug | 2005.05.04 at 09:35 AM
Wait. My heart melted after I read the post at BUG's blog, not the one where you called your hubby a cocksucker. That just made me giggle.
Posted by: LadyBug | 2005.05.04 at 09:36 AM
Mrtl just made me into a verb! How frickin' cool is that?
Posted by: kalki | 2005.05.04 at 10:21 AM
God I wish I could get into that show so bad! I guess I just feel to damn lost since I haven't watched any of it. Mr. Pissy LOVES it! And BTW..Cocksucker is a great word..fucking FABULOUS word!
Posted by: Pissy Britches | 2005.05.04 at 10:57 AM
Pissy, I felt the same way about Deadwood and The Sopranos, too. Every so often HBO will run the whole series from the beginning. My husband was already hooked, and I caught up. It helps that he tapes them, too. I was so pissed Sunday that the return of Family Guy was on at the same time as Desperate Housewives. We are so getting Tivo in Alaska!
Posted by: mrtl | 2005.05.04 at 11:15 AM
Deadwood is my favorite show!
My man walks around saying cocksucker all the time now. I'm almost so used to it I don't even notice. But how can he call our 9 month old female kitten a cocksucker? It just doesn't seem right.
And then there's also the fact that he says it in a thick fake Chinese/Pidgin English accent.
Posted by: La Pix | 2005.05.04 at 11:38 AM
Cahksuckahh! Biiiiig Sahh Frahhsisco Cahksuckahh!
Posted by: La Pix | 2005.05.04 at 11:40 AM