Cheating on SPD

Alas, all my goofier clothes went to Good Will a couple weeks ago, so I can't participate in Self-Portrait Day today.

Instead I give you Bug at 1 month, 3 days.

Comments

[kalki]

And by the look on her face, she has just realized that she's in for a good 18 years of complete and utter humiliation...starting now.

Too funny! :)

[Circus Kelli]

OH, now THAT is precious! I love it! HaHaHa!

[Susie]

Did we kill kalki?

[LadyBug]

Okay, so...now, in my mind, that's what you look like, mrtl. Teehee.

[Sally Struthers]

Dear Myrtle,

You may know me as a major star, however, I am writing to you today as a children's advocate. I go all over the world trying to help children who are being exploited and mistreated.

If this picture is not exploitation, then I have never seen it. Would you lie on your back, spread-eagled, in that get-up, for an internet photograph, with a binky in your mouth? Well, OK, but that doesn't mean you should make your kid do it.

And you curse like a fucking sailor. If you don't clean up your act, I am going to put your child's picture on my next commercial, and someone will sponsor her.

Sally Struthers,
Children's Advocate

[mrtl]

Sally, you're as annoying on my blog as you are on television. Be gone!

Susie, she's here, so I guess not.

Kalki, that's right. And boy have I got some doozies!

LB, you do that. ;)

[ieatcrayonz]

OMG!!! Can I totally copy you? I don't think I can afford all of the snazzy flare (a la Jen in Office Space), so I think I'll have to substitute some cotton candy on the head, a paper towel for the bib, and some lucky charms on the toes.

[mrtl]

ieatcrayonz - All this flare was free (for me). My boss gave me the wig and Bug the shoes (the shoes along with a coworker), and mister mrtl found the bib.

I love your inventiveness. You're so MacGyver! Is that a side effect of eating crayons?