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  • Fire in each eye, and papers in each hand, They rave, recite, and madden round the land.
    - Alexander Pope

  • My name is mrtl. I'm now living in Virginia with mister mrtl and our beautiful daughters, Bug and Jem.

     

    Email can be sent to mrtland at gmail dot com.

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2005.04.28

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kalki

And by the look on her face, she has just realized that she's in for a good 18 years of complete and utter humiliation...starting now.

Too funny! :)

Circus Kelli

OH, now THAT is precious! I love it! HaHaHa!

Susie

Did we kill kalki?

LadyBug

Okay, so...now, in my mind, that's what you look like, mrtl. Teehee.

Sally Struthers

Dear Myrtle,

You may know me as a major star, however, I am writing to you today as a children's advocate. I go all over the world trying to help children who are being exploited and mistreated.

If this picture is not exploitation, then I have never seen it. Would you lie on your back, spread-eagled, in that get-up, for an internet photograph, with a binky in your mouth? Well, OK, but that doesn't mean you should make your kid do it.

And you curse like a fucking sailor. If you don't clean up your act, I am going to put your child's picture on my next commercial, and someone will sponsor her.

Sally Struthers,
Children's Advocate

mrtl

Sally, you're as annoying on my blog as you are on television. Be gone!

Susie, she's here, so I guess not.

Kalki, that's right. And boy have I got some doozies!

LB, you do that. ;)

ieatcrayonz

OMG!!! Can I totally copy you? I don't think I can afford all of the snazzy flare (a la Jen in Office Space), so I think I'll have to substitute some cotton candy on the head, a paper towel for the bib, and some lucky charms on the toes.

mrtl

ieatcrayonz - All this flare was free (for me). My boss gave me the wig and Bug the shoes (the shoes along with a coworker), and mister mrtl found the bib.

I love your inventiveness. You're so MacGyver! Is that a side effect of eating crayons?

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