Alas, all my goofier clothes went to Good Will a couple weeks ago, so I can't participate in Self-Portrait Day today.
Instead I give you Bug at 1 month, 3 days.
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2005.04.28
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And by the look on her face, she has just realized that she's in for a good 18 years of complete and utter humiliation...starting now.
Too funny! :)
Posted by: kalki | 2005.04.28 at 11:53 AM
OH, now THAT is precious! I love it! HaHaHa!
Posted by: Circus Kelli | 2005.04.28 at 12:06 PM
Did we kill kalki?
Posted by: Susie | 2005.04.28 at 12:07 PM
Okay, so...now, in my mind, that's what you look like, mrtl. Teehee.
Posted by: LadyBug | 2005.04.28 at 12:10 PM
Dear Myrtle,
You may know me as a major star, however, I am writing to you today as a children's advocate. I go all over the world trying to help children who are being exploited and mistreated.
If this picture is not exploitation, then I have never seen it. Would you lie on your back, spread-eagled, in that get-up, for an internet photograph, with a binky in your mouth? Well, OK, but that doesn't mean you should make your kid do it.
And you curse like a fucking sailor. If you don't clean up your act, I am going to put your child's picture on my next commercial, and someone will sponsor her.
Sally Struthers,
Children's Advocate
Posted by: Sally Struthers | 2005.04.28 at 12:31 PM
Sally, you're as annoying on my blog as you are on television. Be gone!
Susie, she's here, so I guess not.
Kalki, that's right. And boy have I got some doozies!
LB, you do that. ;)
Posted by: mrtl | 2005.04.28 at 01:05 PM
OMG!!! Can I totally copy you? I don't think I can afford all of the snazzy flare (a la Jen in Office Space), so I think I'll have to substitute some cotton candy on the head, a paper towel for the bib, and some lucky charms on the toes.
Posted by: ieatcrayonz | 2005.04.29 at 10:08 AM
ieatcrayonz - All this flare was free (for me). My boss gave me the wig and Bug the shoes (the shoes along with a coworker), and mister mrtl found the bib.
I love your inventiveness. You're so MacGyver! Is that a side effect of eating crayons?
Posted by: mrtl | 2005.04.29 at 10:26 AM