Am Not!

Well, it's happened. I got my first hateful comment. I'm a little disappointed, though. It's lame. It's lamer than lame.

It occurred on my Smarties! Smarties! Smarties! post.

UR GAY!

Posted by: chloe | April 28, 2005 11:39 AM

Chloe, really. This is juvenile. And it's not offensive to me, because I know of this "gay" of which you speak (see There's Gay, and Then There's Gagy). If you didn't mean that "gay," and you are actually calling me a gay homosexual, then you're just misinformed and need to read more of my blog. Since I have nothing against our gay homosexual brothers and sisters, you may as well be calling me a cheeseburger. It bothers me that little.

If you're only interested in posting on gay homosexuals' blogs, you'll have to find a true gay homosexual's blog first. I'd highly recommend one in particular, but won't because I don't wish to inflict him with you and your lamer than lame, hateful and juvenile antics.

I stick out my tongue at you, chloe from Indiana.

Comments

[LadyBug]

Oooh, I think the "G-A-G-Y" post was one of the first ones I read here, mrtl. And it cracked. me. up. After I read the last line - something to the effect of "What idiot thought up G-H-E-Y?", I remember thinking, "Probably the same idiot that thought up P-H-A-T."

I was just about to type out an insult for Chloe, but it occurred to me that he/she/it is most likely an underdeveloped, prepubescent nightmare of a 12-year-old, so I'll refrain.

[cat]

That is so freaky...
Chloe: UR not KEWL!

[kalki]

I once had a kalanchoe plant I named Chloe. Chloe the kalanchoe.

You should just edit Chloe's comment to say whatever you want it to, like you did to Cat.

UR DA BOMB

[cat]

Bring up bad memories why doncha, kalki. GOSH!

[mrtl]

LadyBug, I think you're on the right sentiment there. Hey, let's find a random blog through a google search and post a comment. harharhar

Cat, you're weird, but sweet. Thanks!

Kalki, I used to name plants after Steve Martin characters. I fondly remember Nevin and Ruprecht... Nevin died because I suck, and Ruprecht, a beautiful rubber tree plant, I adopted out several months ago when Bug made a move for him.

[~Kabe]

Oh, so timely!

I just said about an hour ago: "I thought they meant gay as a derogatory term, not as a sexual reference...?" and that lead to a whole discussion on when "gay" became a derogatory thing. (Versus happy or homo!)