Reality Check: I'm not going to stop looking at my stats.
I have decided to embrace my Googlehood. I will share the search terms that have hit Madden Round the Land with you as I find them, updating this post regularly. I'll even start a nice little category for them.
Let the fun with Google (and any other search engine that appears) begin!
Update: This list is getting out of control, and is often the hit page for searches, especially for song lyrics for Barney and Dora, and Don Vito. I'm cleaning it up, removing similar searches and ones that aren't so amusing or interesting to me. From now on I'll only add those that I really like.
- gumby bluebonnet
- childfree long sweaters
- "bikini line" problems for lifeguards
- "moose a moose" devil
- foreskin (technorati)
- wayward puppy (technorati)
- fuck long hair search (aol)
- smegma, the cheese-like secretion under the foreskin
- suspender sightings
- assshot (adelphiapowerpage)
- snip snap snappy, snappy snappy nap
- socially embarrassed diaper
- nestle smarties austin texas
- she shat in her pants
- "custard bath"
- pictures of when Lil Kim's boob falls out
- shooting in a gym, d70 nikon
- how do+somebody is googling me
- Yarn Knitting childfree
- mister wiggly finger wave lesson
- Supa-sprung Shrinky Nutz
- "she farted" "wife and mother"
- ticketkiller.com sucks
- Amanda Longie
- emptynestrogen
- nutsack lunch
- "mud flats" stuck (MSN)
- madden talk no shotgun (Yahoo!)
- using cock rings
- HAM sex party
- Suspender Posing Thong
- karamo, "not gay"
- small gnome figure sitting angelo
- "jennifer gray" "nose job" photo
- bee bee" aah song text
- Supernanny theme song lyrics
- frauline sex
- cheating mommas
- "undie sets" -edible
- what is the fluid in the nutsack
- Constantine's cock ring
- fuck land
- my-first-date i-wet-myself
- Bente fuck
- can snorting cause blindness
- I lie down thinking how much I hate you
- "passion of a thousand white hot suns"
- pebbles fucking bam bam
- popeye tickling pictures (Yahoo Bug's Blog)
- flowery gramma panties in drive-thru court (Blingo)
- 5-fingered oxfords (Blingo)
- bug in house with lots of legs and brown
- how to fug married women by forgetting his husband
- gag on my gock
- why my best friend wanted me4 to blow him (AOL)
- is slushee healthy while pregnant
- I woke up to my mom sucking my cock (Sympatico)
- fucking sexy flight attendant in the plane (MSN)
- how to remove detention bracelet (MSN)
- Maisy episode where Cyril has an accident
- Billie Holiday's strange Frito Song (Jeeves)
- FUCK MY MOM IN THE ASS (MSN)
- fuck i look like righ buy you some nikes righ (MSN)
- beaver identification #1!!!
- smeg short for dog penis
- blog obsessive anchorage alaska jared OR lauren OR boss OR crazy OR insane
- difficulty in holding dentures in facial paralysis
- hockey is for whiney fucks (MSN)
"all around the kitchen cockadoodle" is my favorite. Teehee
Posted by: LadyBug | 2005.04.01 at 09:33 AM
Lady Bug, I'd say I've lost all respect for you, but OAFS just don't go out like that. That damned song I had to exorcise in the worst way. Fortunately it hasn't come back to haunt me... fingers will be crossed now so it'll be hard to type.
Posted by: mrtl | 2005.04.01 at 11:07 AM
I didn't know it was a song. I'm trying not to - literally - laugh out loud here, because I seriously thought it was just some random phrase someone typed in to the search engine.
What the heck kind of song is THAT, anyway?
Posted by: LadyBug | 2005.04.01 at 12:23 PM
Unfortunately not. See http://maddenvision.typepad.com/maddenroundtheland/2005/02/all_around_the_.html for the story on it.
My right eyelid is twitching just a little now.
Posted by: mrtl | 2005.04.01 at 12:31 PM
"foreskin"??? That's kind of creepy.
Posted by: catherine | 2005.04.04 at 11:43 PM
I brought that on myself, catherine, by posting my memorized definition of smegma.
Posted by: mrtl | 2005.04.05 at 08:34 AM