...Decompressing after a long weekend with the folks from Maryland, enjoying the bocce ball that Mom and I forgot to have while she was here.
How pathetic is it that my teeth are already numb?
How pathetic is it that I still haven't showered today?
I just can't seem to pry my ass off the couch to clean up, me or the house. Bug's toys are exploded all over the living room.
This is why I bought Uffo on Bonkenburg. Aren't gnomes supposed to clean up after everyone has gone to bed?
Dammit Uffo, you stupid defective gnome!
