My parents are in town for the weekend. Four hours ago, they came over, took my car and our child -- her first outing alone with them -- to the San Angelo Stock Show and Rodeo parade and maybe out to lunch, or so they said. They're not home yet, and Bug's due for a serious nap. Should I be paranoid?
Imagining the possibilities:
- They have abducted her and hopped a flight out of Mathis Field (must check flight schedules).
- They have taken her to a fastfood restaurant.
- They have gotten her baptised.
- After her linguistic genius of this morning, Mom is teaching her how to say therapy ("thurapy") and depot ("dehpot") the Baltimoronic way.
- They are keeping her awake to play with her.
- They are getting her bangs cut.
- They are letting her get a tattoo.
- How far away are we from the Mexican border?
